3 SHOCKING SECRETS ABOUT GIRLS

3 Secrets of Girls

Having a girlfriend could be a blessing. Example: For bad cooks like myself, it feels great when she comes around to cook good food for you, in addition to washing and cleaning. As a careless boyfriend, my room is always disorganized until Bella comes to change its appearance. An icing on the cake is when she allows you to swim inside her. No two ways about that; you get to hit the target, the boobs and whatnots. You can't forget to mention the sensations that travel through your nervous system when you spank her huge ass. 😄 

Women are just specially made. Let's give them an A+. Their soft bodies and curvy shapes are gamechangers. Not a lot of men can overlook a fat ass lady passing by. I wonder whether ladies also watch me when I swagger through town; I have never caught a glimpse of a lady trying to steal look at me. My looks aren’t that bad, so why? Anyway, I don’t mind at all.

Unfortunately, behind the appealing shapes of Girlfriends are deep secrets. This article will reveal everything today. Adequate knowledge about the true character of girl is a great asset; it can improve a relationship. But don't be fooled! If you dig too deep into the secrets of girls, you might lose interest in continuing the relationship. It is advised that you practice moderation when searching for answers; you might become a lifetime enemy to girls. 

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The following are 3 secrets about girls and girlfriends in general.

They Love Lies

You don't need to always be truthful to your girlfriend. It's alright to occasionally lie to her. The truth hurts. So what do you do? Give them lies. I remember that day I told someone that I will put a ring on her finger very soon, she was beaming with smiles. Well, deep within me, it is just a comforting statement😄. I still don't know my front from my back; you talking of rings, come on.

It's also important for guys to realize that too much of lies can ruin a serious relationship. Constant lies jeopardize the level of trust between the partners. However, it will shock you to know that some girlfriends are even better liars than boys. A good boyfriend should be able to fish out a lying or cheating girlfriend and then react accordingly.

They Hate to Be Fooled

Girls love funny lies but they also hate to be disrespected. Just like men, girls love to be respected and valued. If you go too far with harsh words on your girlfriend, you are slowly decreasing her love for you. They want to have their voices heard, their ideas executed and their advice taken. The last time I made mockery of my girlfriend, I nearly received dirty slaps. I don't exactly remember what I did.

 Ok, got it. She found it unfunny when I started dancing around her to express my joy that she would finally leave my residence the following day, and therefore relieve me from unnecessary expenditure 😃. Ha-ha! That was too lame for her liking. I had fun in saying that, but the look on her face was scary and sorrowful. I had to apologize for saying the truth that way. Remember? I told you that they love lies. Maybe she wanted me to keep pretending that my pocket was still loaded with cash. That was not true to me. If she had intended to stay longer than that, my prepaid electricity meter would have exposed me bigly. I was left with her transportation fee.

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They Like Money; They Hate Poverty

There you go. It's normal though. The fact is everybody likes money (including men). Money brings a lot of comfort. Unfortunately, we are still in a generation where most females depend on males for their daily bread. To me, there is nothing wrong with that. The only thing that bores me is when I hear lies such as "What Men Can Do, Women Can Even Do It Better". I'm sorry, but the statement seems to mean that if men can date women, women can even eat their monies better 😂. I will agree with that one👍.

But don’t get me wrong.  Like I said, it’s not wrong for girls to occasionally request for money from their boyfriends. I even feel happy when I am able to cater for the needs of someone. The problem is that; some girls are like beggars. The only feel shy to step out on the streets.

Others  are just too financially demanding. For me, I dislike their type. I love the average girls who understand the hustles of life and believe in building a future with me. Gold diggers are not wife- materials. We already learnt about that in my earlier articles about qualities of good girlfriends and boyfriends. Many guys have become broke and poor because they went in for expensive girls (Slay Queens). Slay Queens are good-looking, but most of them cannot settle down with 1 man. Because of their promiscuity, some of them even harbor dangerous diseases. Be careful with their deceptive sexy bodies. Your life is more precious than 5 minutes 😂

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WHY YOU SHOULD TRY THE COWGIRL SEX POSITION

About 3 weeks ago, I had a sexual blast with one of my sexy girls. No, she is actually only one girl, but she serves me more than a million bitches. Something special about her perfect pussy makes my dick yearn to live its entire life inside her. I don't know whether I used to caress it with my lips or what; that was because of its irresistible sweetness. Haha! Did I Go too Far? I only stopped giving cunnilingus because of a scary advice I got from a friend of mine who is a pharmaceutical specialist. According to the pharmacist, sucking a girl's pussy greatly increases your risk of contracting HPV (Human Papilloma Virus). For the love of my dear life, I have decided to temporarily obey that advice, even though, I don't know what the hell HPV is about. But I can assure you that the name doesn't sound pleasant at all.

In any case, let's get back to my sexual meet-up with Bella.

She lodged at my residence for about two weeks. These were two weeks of intense sexual acrobatics. They were two weeks of constant friction.  As the Man, I didn't want to get defeated in the bedroom games. Sexual disappointment is not just my thing. I have passed all those days of ignorance. Of all our sexual encounters, the last meetup was one of the unforgettable moments I can't afford to hide from my fans. What happened was that, she gave me a dangerous ride which I enjoyed a lot. It was literally like I had been to heaven. Well, let’s just call that style Heaven on Earth, instead of cowgirl position.

Cowgirl Sex Position - the Ride

The Following Is A Gist Of My Cowgirl Experiences With a Brutal Girlfriend.

Crazy Girl! I Thought Her How To Have Sex. Now, She Wants To Kill Me With My Own Tricks.

On the day of her departure, I wasn't even in the mood to fuck. But she wanted us to intimately connect. The previous night’s marathon had already exhausted me. Moreover, I had to prepare to attend a class by 10 am that day; it a was Wednesday. I begged Bella to forgive me, so that we can call off our sexual farewell. This girl lacked understanding. But that was partly because of her horny feelings. She just needed something soft but hard inside her pussy. I didn't want to offend her feelings, so I took a resting position on my bed, laying supine. She hurriedly undressed me and jumped on top of me. Thanks to my lackadaisical attitude, the feelings I felt when she stroked my dick couldn't make me to cum. She then grabbed my hardened dick and fitted it inside her tight hole. I was suffering with the feelings. It was more like an overdose of pleasure. Also, it was more like an attack, not sex.

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This girl was bouncing carelessly on my cock while crying peacefully. It was not a war, but I had to fight my feelings. They were becoming too much to be spread through the surface area of my small body. When she realized how I was suffering, she gave me a 20-second break. This was the first time I saw Bella seriously aiming at herself with my gun. She was a slut that day. Even though she manhandled me, I was still proud of her. I like it when a girl goes haywire on you. After all, she was doing all the hard work by herself. My only duty was to relax myself while enjoying the ride. Secondly, I had to ensure that I didn't cum early. That would mar the game and also dissatisfy her. I wanted her to enjoy till she cums first. Proudly, I succeeded in controlling my response to the stimulation.

As the ride progressed, Bella readjusted her pussy and lifted her weight from my body. Surprisingly, my dick was still stuck inside her at an angle of 90° to her cervix. It became overly sensitive when she continually penetrated herself with my gun. At that point, my mouth became widely opened while I moaned like a goat. Suddenly, I realized that she had reached her climax. She confirmed my theory but she offered and did further work on me until I also released that shit. 😃 It was a win-win situation for the two lovers. What shocked me was when she patted me on the back. It was simply an expression of appreciation. I was also grateful be to her. 
The Game Closed!

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3 GREAT THINGS ABOUT THE DOGGY STYLE SEX POSITION

Fat Ass in Doggy Style Position

Sex is one of the most important biological inventions for humanity. All of us are products of hot sexual activities between a man and woman which took place in the past. The bothering issue is that; society has brainwashed its members to shy from publicly discussing the joys of sexual activities. Sex is a free gift of nature to humanity. I believe in freedom of expressions. I believe in exploring endless limits. Lack of sexual skills is a destroyer of many relationships. Therefore, it is necessary for guys to learn more and up their bedroom skills, else they risk losing their girlfriends. There is nothing wrong with being a “bad guy”.  It’s better to be bad than to be dumped by a girl because of sexual nonperformance. Such a humiliating scenario!  Girls like to have great sex, so give it to them.

What Exactly is the Doggy Style?

In its simplest description, the doggy style is a sex position whereby a male partner penetrates the female's vagina (or maybe anus) while she is bent down on all fours.  My SHS science teacher had a better way of describing the doggy style position. According to him, the doggy style position is "stroking a woman from behind". The name of this sex position is probably linked to how dogs mate.

The first time I tried this position with my partner, I came inside her wet pussy within microseconds. After the experience, I felt very stupid for not utilizing it early.

The following are the advantages of the doggy style sex position.

It's the Sweetest

The amount of feelings offered by the position is just unimaginable. You heard about my first experience with it. I lost control of the pleasure which was devouring me. The doggy style position gives enough stimulation to both partners. To an unprepared man, the position can make you cum prematurely, thereby disgracing your partner. But with practice, you can become a doggy style pro like myself. Thanks to determination, I have been able to even increase my sex duration with the same position; it’s all about controlling your emotions.

Doggy style could be more pleasurable for women because, the scrotal sacs of the man sometimes rub against the clitoris of the woman. This maximizes stimulation which leads to orgasms. For men, it also believed that the position assists them to successfully hit the G-spot. The G-spot is believed to be a highly sensitive (erogenous) zone in the frontal part of the vagina. When properly stimulated, Females achieve great orgasms.

It's Flexible

With the doggy style, both sexual partners can take turns in dominating the other. Most of the time, the man is the active partner who leads the activity. The woman bends low and receives the full penetrations. I still remember how my woman moaned in pleasure, while calling me names when I was hitting her repeatedly. I could see her feelings. The same is true for most girls. They simply like taking it from behind. A guy who is an expert in doggy style has a little risk in losing his girlfriend. Girls like sex; they love it. Failure to properly serve them with better sex, they either cheat on you or dump you. You are a guy, a man. Show your manhood in the bedroom.

It Uses Little Energy

The Doggy style position is an easy one. In fact, it is a lazy sex position. Think about this: What is difficult about holding onto a woman’s sexy waist while jerking back and forth inside her. Mechanically, the position doesn’t demand more energy because, little work is done against gravity. Unlike the missionary style where the man goes up against gravity, with doggy style, the woman doesn’t have to bear the heavy weight of the man. The feelings even become mutually beneficial when the man stops his movements, and then the lady takes controls of the motion of the dick inside her. She can tune the depth of penetration to suit her liking.

From my own experiences, the doggy style enables the man to achieve maximum penetration, using little effort. Think of it as a lever. You apply a small effort to overcome a bigger load. For fat-ass ladies, the doggy position helps to properly expose the target for the man. It is possible for short and slim dicks to increase their depth inside the orifice. The orifice could either be vaginal or anal. I have not tried the anal, but it seems it looks sexy as well.

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MY SEXUAL EXPERIENCES - EPISODE 6

One day, I was somewhere but I could hear my girlfriend shouting, "Oh Baby I like It, Hit Me Harder, You Are Such a Horse, Ouch! Don't Break Me ".  I got so frightened and jealous after hearing these sexual sounds. Which stranger was giving it to my girlfriend like this? Was Bella Ok? I began to fear for her.   

Luckily enough, I remembered that it was an occasion of my girlfriend's birthday. Truth be spoken, I hardly celebrate my own birthdays so I didn't expect Bella to be expecting much from me on the occasion of her day. After all, anytime I get her, it's a birthday. To me, there is nothing special about her birthday. What was she going to celebrate about? OK, I got it. She was going to celebrate and give thanks to god for my life. I was a gift from above and a rare breed. How many of her female friends have bedroom bullies? I thought hard to find an appropriate birthday gift for Bella, but the ideas weren't forthcoming. I wanted to take my time and get things right, once and for all.

After stressing my brain for several hours, the answers finally leaked to me. The gifts were already all over me. Money was never a problem. With money, I could buy anything for Bella, including herself. I had the presence of mind to understand that Bella needed nothing much from me. I only had to wholeheartedly commit my soul, spirit and body to her. But I was sure she didn’t need my spirit or soul for anything. Of what use is a spirit or soul to a girl with a hungry pussy? I decided that I would avail myself for her any time she needed my service.

Sacrificially, I invited my girlfriend to visit me in the evening time. I would be delivering a whole lot of birthday packages to my sweetheart. She didn't fail to appear at my house for the meeting. On her arrival at my abode, I realized I was so hungry for food. She needed to cook a meal of plain rice with tomatoes stew. Rice was a better choice because it takes a little time of about 40 minutes to get cooked.

I provided Bella with all the necessary ingredients, so we went into the kitchen. Ladies and gentlemen, I was ashamed of what was going to take place in the kitchen. There was a raised platform in the kitchen measuring up to my waste level. It was an extension of the sink system, but luckily enough, it was a completely dry and unoccupied section.

In the kitchen, things took a different dimension. I wasn't sure I was food-hungry again. After staring at Bella's sexy dresses, I quickly shut and locked the kitchen door to make emergency preparations. Since we were in the kitchen, it was possible a fire could suddenly erupt and consume us. Ironically we didn't want to be saved by anybody if the blaze set in. This was the reason for which I shut the door.

Ladies and gentlemen, we can't forget that Bella was still provocatively dressed. I was now thirsty for something else. She was half-naked. So I lifted her to the raised platform in the kitchen. My master had already enlarged to its elastic limit. Her curvy shape and huge ass were my weak points. They turn me on anytime I stare at her. Once again, my calculations were performing wonders.

Bella knelt on all fours on the platform, as if she was going to crawl. When I stood on the floor to match her exposed butt, it was a befitting height, with no standard deviation. She was going to nourish my gear lever with engine oil. I stood speechless for some seconds, marveling at the engineering work behind that position.

Uncontrollably, I started attacking Bella with my strengthened anterior projection. Bella could be heard screaming in satisfaction. The loud sounds that were created anytime I hit her hard nearly betrayed us, so I decided to shift to slower gears. It was unfortunate that some of you weren’t present to witness the feelings that were emanating from her habitat. I was in an Olympic-sized swimming pool. I went left and right inside her slippery waters.

Her swimming pool was the best in the world. I could go all the way inside without getting drowned. The position was too convenient for me; it utilizes little energy. Of course there is nothing difficult about standing on your feet while holding her waist and going back and forth inside her. It's more like walking, except that you don't cover any distance. So let's call it stationary walking.

While I jerked inside her cylinder, I held on firmly to her waist to ensure that she never missed a single shot. At a point in time, Bella turned her face and kissed me passionately. I assumed that she was enjoying my topnotch performance. She would later prove me right. As for me, I don’t usually remember to reserve time for such romances when I am busily destroying my recipients. I attacked her vent for more than 30 minutes without sensing tiredness.

The subsequent minutes that elapsed saw Bella restless. The intensity of the blows grew stronger and deeper every minute. I couldn’t trace the source of my vim that day. But I recollected that the position was energy-conservative. I was selfish enough not to change it. Moreover, Bella too was having fun, except that I was defeating her.

I knew that I needed to do a little work before I set her mad. So I professionally removed the content inside her opening and reloaded it heavily and immediately. Come and see Bella flying everywhere. She was a rocket that just attained its escape velocity. Since I was a payload in the cargo section, I was bouncing and impacting on every interior wall.

We were now up in the sky. This was the first day I saw Bella wearing an unnatural face. She suffered because she stubbornly refused to beg me early. Finally, I let Bella took over the movements while I still stood still on my feet. When I granted her that opportunity to rule the game, she customized the rhythms of her motion to suit her desire. Few minutes later, the feelings eventually overpowered her body; she stopped receiving the backshots. This time round, Bella’s mouth was wide opened while her body shook uncontrollably. I felt prouder that day. She was the one who surrendered.

The only challenge I faced was that my manhood was still energetic enough to go extra miles. But since I didn’t want to punish her with further penetrations, she offered and massaged my boss until the whitish slimy fluid was jettisoned. The equation was now balanced; so we stopped the reaction.

I was a sexual hero that day. No wonder Bella promised to build me a statue in her father’s house.

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MY SEXUAL EXPERIENCES-EPISODE 5

I wonder when Bella and I would ever go on retirement. The more we meet, the more professional we become. There is no need for remorse; we are on our way to receiving a Nobel Prize in Sexuality.

Do you know what happened when Bella and I scheduled to observe a movie night on one Saturday? During the day time, we spent our time together reminiscing the achievements of our one-year old relationship. When we compiled the results, it showed that we had overused the year. This was justified by the countless number of times she went for medical check-ups at the hospital, complaining about excruciating pains at her abdominal and pelvic regions. Even though, we were yet to factor in complications she suffered from her chest regions.

On my part, it was a bit different. Apart from that day I pounded her pussy nonstop for one hour, I never suffered any serious sickness. I remember feeling a lot of pains along the entire length of my shaft after our carnal ordeal. It would have been worse except that the oily lubricants from Bella's organ patiently bathed my hammer. I thank God that they are always there for me. When we finished spending the whole day celebrating our sexual victories, we decided to part ways. She had to go home and prepare for our movie night.

Evening time came sooner than we expected. By 7:00 pm, Bella had arrived at my house. I was even overjoyed when she threw herself onto my arms and gave me a lovely hug. She must be so proud of her serviceman. After exchanging pleasantries with my family members, she went straight into my room. I followed suit.

We were now in my room, and probably sitting on my bed to watch movies. Bella always kills me with her sexy dresses. She wore a miniskirt with perforations at the lower end. I made a big mistake by not prescribing a dress code for the movie night. The only question was whether such a mistake could turn out to be a blessing. Through the lens of her miniskirt, I could see a whole lot of invitations directed to me.

At the tap of a power button, my laptop engine roared to life and displayed my desktop. Bella was so impressed to see that I had used one of her sexy photos as the background. She felt like a newly crowned queen. I didn't need to tell her I was her boss. We were supposed to be watching movies by now. So I navigated through my folders and finally got what I was looking for.  But we were still confused, the movies were too many to select. There were folders labelled, "Carmen Hayes, Officer James, Dellota Brown, Stormi D, Mandingo, Mia K, Fat Ass, Wicked, Congo Tourist, Cynthera Squirt etc." How can one possibly select from an endless collection of movies like this? Due to the indecision that struck us at that moment, we suspended our movie night for a while.

The movies folders I opened alone charged me like a rock. Bella herself couldn't hide her mood changes. She probably wanted us to watch our own movie in real time. She was already wet down there. I didn't need a hygrometer to determine that the relative humidity at her southern region was more than 50%. It was definitely going to rain that night.

Irresistibly, I started massaging her whole body. Our lips were intimately locked while my left hand started enjoying somewhere. I nearly lost my temper because my left hand had betrayed me. I needed to step in as soon as possible. My whole body was hard like a refrigerated stone. Since we were already bare, I pushed her gently and she lay face-down on the bed.

With her face down while her buttocks were up, I could see a small hole fitted at her lower back. It wasn't fully exposed, so I needed to do a little work. But that won't be a big deal for a physicist. It took me seconds to separate her buttocks and then, I started aiming. This position was too sweet. I was even shivering while I kept loading and offloading goods through that tiny whole. Due to the small area of contact, the coefficient of frictional force between us was not negligible. My mouth was wide open while Bella could be heard moaning pleasurably. To confess and to summarize, this style was too dope. As you know, killer styles like this do not favor my stamina.

Due to the intensity of the feeling, I began panting and acting weird. Bella was in trouble, she was still enjoying it and even wanted more. However, my mucous discharge lack understanding. They fired warning shots, signaling me stop my lame actions. I didn't want to be hit by a stray bullet. With my mouth opened at an angle of about 60°, it came out filling the entire depth of the hole. The excess liquid also spilled on her butt. I can't forget our happiness on that day. We just finished acting our own movie, maybe better than Dellota Brown and co.

We indefinitely postponed the movie night.

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MY SEXUAL EXPERIENCES-EPISODE 4

Here we go again! Bella continued to pester me with her delicious dishes. So when I started eating, she began to yell, “Oh yes baby, give it to me faster, you are such a murderer.”  After the action on that day, I nearly reported myself to the police. Admittedly, I deserved a life-time imprisonment for inflicting multiple wounds on a fleshy defenseless valley. Also, I had caused a frictional erosion which distorted the natural vegetation in the Grand Canyon. No wonder she did call me a murderer after willingly offering me a pawpaw fruit. Was she a stranger to my sharp knife which hungrily chops any tempting meat? Nonetheless, I remembered that I had warned her several times about the unfriendly nature of my pestle. Therefore, there was no need to sympathize with an obstinate lass who became addictive to jeopardies.

But the question is, where were we? Please listen! Luckily enough for me, the new year came sooner than I expected. Given this, if I ever did something bad, the new year would be my accomplice. On the New Year’s Eve day, we decided to go to the market to buy groceries. The subsequent day would be New Year, so we planned to go and grab some provisions so that Bella would prepare appetizing meals for all expected visitors to our house. I could have allowed her to go alone, but I didn’t deem it safe.  I had a fear that she might get cheated or robbed by small boys. So I decided to accompany her securely. Moreover, we could have chatty moments together. I also thought that since the new year was just at the corner, I couldn’t predict where my blessings would come from.

When we finally reached the market after chartering a taxi, Bella and I made our way to the stores. It was an excellent shopping experience. Once again, I was so lucky to have enough cash with me. The money given me by my dad was still bountiful. I quickly became smart by convincing Bella to order for less expensive food items. She couldn’t have argued with me for long, knowing how I easily lose my temper. When she accordingly obliged and we bought economical foodstuffs, we were still left with millions of coins. I felt proud that my calculations were working. We had to device ways of spending the leftover amount. Then I thought of a nice idea. What if we visited a guesthouse to relax and make new year resolutions? She ignorantly endorsed that, my idea sounded great. She further told me that, she would always be proud of the way I effortlessly make scientific discoveries. I replied that it was my pleasure. Then, we quickly vanished from the market.

In a matter of 30 minutes, we saw ourselves at the forecourt of Lovers Inn Hotel; it was one of the people’s favorites. They had spacious bedrooms stocked with gigantic bouncy beds, flat screen televisions and what have you. But we had little time to waste. We were already late, except that we hadn’t accomplished all our missions. Bella and I took a collective romantic shower at the bathroom. She nearly finished me over there. In the bathroom, she became an actor. The way Bella gently caressed and stroked the banana was devilish. I wondered what was her motivation for intentionally trying to wake up a sleeping dog. We were there to make new year resolutions; look at what was doing. I then realized that she just wanted to eat me alive. I had to stop her in time before she shortened my lifespan.  After a boisterous commotion, I managed to drag her to the top of the bed. At that time, we all knew that something tasty was bound to consume us.

Inadvertently, I finally climbed her mountains and starting explorations. Like I rightly predicted, she had sworn to abbreviate my life expectancy. Why did she instruct me to bear the weight of her legs on my shoulder? It was nothing but a punishment in disguise. How long and how high could I raise those legs to the skies? Nevertheless, it was a delicate moment for the two of us; I didn’t want to spoil the fun. I happily obeyed her orders. After locating the target, I began firing my shots in quick successions while comfortably enduring her weighty lower appendages. This was the instance she called me a murderer. It was very ironical. I was only obeying instructions, and here she is, calling me a murderer. I assumed that her metaphorical descriptions were only proportional to the magnitude of my perpendicular forces concentrated on such her small area. I gradually increased my angles of attack to account for her shaky drifts. I was surprised that I didn’t mind her when she began begging me to forgive her sins. I continued to puncture her loin regions for some minutes.

All of a sudden I could sense a looming danger. Some enemies of progress were on their way to destroy me; they were coming to arrest my feelings. While I jerked to and fro inside her cavity, her screams intensified and gained the compassion from my tubular fluid suppliers. Oh Yes, I couldn’t control them any longer, so they oozed out in their numbers.

Bella and I laughed. Off we went.

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