Here we go again. It was surely impossible for us to have covered
all the essential qualities of boyfriends in our first episode. The reason is
simple; boyfriends are highly complicated to be fully understood in just one
day. In this regard, let’s evaluate some of the unlisted characteristics of
good boyfriends.
Great sense of humour. It was so unfortunate we skipped
this principal feature of good boyfriends in our last study. Girls have a lot
of taste for funny guys. They absolutely abhor boring guys, but crush on
hilarious niggas. But there is no need for us to be amazed at this, since boys
themselves dislike their fellow guys who are so cool and disinteresting. I am
not a perfect boyfriend though, but excuse me to share my personal experience
about how girls fall for amusing guys. As you might correctly guess, I am an
over-inquisitive person. I like to trouble my girlfriend with unnecessary
questions. I remember asking her one time about why she loves a stupid and
broke clown like me. I was completely taken aback at her answer. She told me
that, she likes and loves me because I make her feel alright. Again, I went
like: How do I make you feel alright? Her reply was that I am so fun to be
with, and that no matter how down she feels, a mere phone call with me
immediately recuperates her joy. I was so honoured and delighted to hear that a
girl would ignore moneyed and fresher guys to come and spend her life with a
horrible joker like me. Even though, girls are money-loving, some girls rate
humour higher than cash. Few girls really care about handsomeness, and that is
why people like myself have pretty girlfriends. They like guys who are
entertaining. So if you want to kill them, just be rich and be funny
simultaneously. If you are a guy who doesn’t know how to fool or crack jokes,
better be worried. Once my girl realized that I like to fool, she followed
suit, and now she even fools better than me. A guy who knows how to plant
comedies is a big pride to his girlfriend. Her fellow friends will
admire and covet her.
Don’t ignore her family. When it comes to this, boys should never
toy with their lives. Some girls tend to feel so insecure. Once a guy fails to
show concern for her parents, she tries to conclude that you don’t actually
plan of settling down with her someday. One girl forcefully dragged me to go
and visit her sisters at a certain faraway guetto. She then shoved me into a
rickety and wretched Metro Mass Transit bus and we sped off into a Zongo. I
couldn’t have resisted since I could see her desperation to introduce me to her
sister as her boyfriend. When we finally got there, the environment was a
different thing altogether, but I still enjoyed my short stay. Anyway, we might
like to suspend that story here. All I want to say is that, boys should try to
familiarize themselves with parents of their girlfriends, once they are
convinced that the relationship has a future. For hit-and-quit relationships,
there is no need to know each other’s parents, because the two partners might
later meet and struggle to even recognize each other
Leniency is a weakness. Let me clearly distinguish things here.
Even though, one of the golden rules to having great relationships is being
funny, it is mindboggling to state that too much consideration and forgiveness
isn’t so helpful. A great boyfriend should be serious and ready to vent his
anger when his girlfriend keeps messing up. You don’t have to always pity her.
Complain bitterly and sensibly when she goes wrong. Don’t let her beauty to
seal your lips and make you dumb and blind to her wrong doings. It is very sexy
to occasionally shout at her and show her your unfunny side. Failure
to this, she takes you as an asshole who always forgives. Too much forgiveness
is too bad. I like to pay back when a girl intentionally misbehaves. One time,
I failed to answer calls from someone for two days, because, I called her one
morning but she refused to answer or whatever. After ignoring her for two days,
she began changing contacts to call me. When we resolved the fight, our love
even magnified.
Never cheat on a good girl. It is unappreciative and demeaning for a guy with an
innocent girlfriend to live a promiscuous life. For me, I like to treat people
according to the way they are. If she is the non-serious type, go ahead and
bang your side-bitches. However, it is haunting and perhaps unfair to be
cheating on a girl who has lot of respect and high level of trust.
Fifthly, don’t make
hopeless promises.
It is idiotic and suicidal to make empty
promises to a girl. Girls aren’t good at forgetting promises, like boys.
Conversely, making promises is as easy as ABC to men. I wouldn’t like to share
my story with you again. But you know what? I promised to buy a new phone for a
girl. It nearly took me my entire life span before I finally settled that fatal
promise. Since then, I have learnt my lessons. Don’t go about making dangerous
promises because she sorts you out well in the bedroom. The plenty promises prick
their brains. They never sleep. They never forget. She keeps reminding you at
the times that you are dead-broke.
Learn how to talk dirty. Yes, don’t cringe at this. I have a point
and I know what I’m talking about. You are not a priest; she is not a nun; you
are not in a mission house. So why do you act such hypocritical movies.
Personally, I can’t confess how much I used to suck at dirty talks. But thanks
my roommates at the university, I don’t need to tell you that I now have my
Masters and PhDs degrees in such stuff. Trust me, when it comes to using
explicit words to appease girls, no one does it better than my former roommates
at the varsity. I prefer to call them superstars. You might not like to know
their names. Basically, the truth is that many girls, irrespective of their
religious identities, enjoy filthy suggestive language. Their only problem is
that their boyfriends ignorantly shy away from such filthy stuff. For example,
what is wrong with telling your girlfriend that she freezes you any time she
rides you like a motorbike? Ha-ha! Or may be you tell her that, her succulent
tits are deadly? They are part of compliments, completely normal. When I
started using unprintable language to chat with one girl, I was embarrassed
that I didn’t start early. I instantly saw results. Your ability to use obscene
language makes it possible to even turn your girl on even if she is on a
different planet. Of late, people flop in life because they are focused on
being too good. My advice to guys is that you have learn how to do important
bad things. Be a gangster. The ladies love it.
Ok, that is it for today, men. See you
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